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I do things wrong but I don’t really mind. At least it gives me little anecdotes to tell at parties in that awkward first bit when everyone’s just arrived and is on their first drink.

My blog tales are in no particular order, so feel free to jump around and see what takes your fancy. There’s no storyline to follow, just disaster after disaster. But, if you’re looking where to get started, these are my 5 most popular posts:

1. I’m SO excited about us!

2. We fail; we’re not fembots

3. Put them away love

4. We’ll always have Paris

5. We’re not having some kind of AFFAIR!

You’ll see there are general themes of boys and bras. Class act, me.

Enjoy my disasters, follow me on Twitter and Instagram if you wanna…and let me know if you have any disasters of your own you’d like to see on here!

Get in touch at disastersofathirtysomething@outlook.com.